Scientists prove hairy eyebrows makes yer a narcissist
Who’d a thought eh!
Brezhnev, Healy and wor Frida
So tha’s why me wife
Holds me 'tween her knees,
More yewe than tup!
An with her sheers
Trims me eyebrows.
Ter keep oos humble like !
I think I’ll just call by pond
And stare in watta
at me reflection
Staring back at oos…
Sydney September 2020
