Police save man chased by a baby squirrel
Tha’s noots, I say
Nooo way, man
A red ball of flooth
Wi’ two teeth
And a burnin need
Ter climb trees
Wants ter take out a man!
Poolis said it wanted its mam
The man moost have been a dead ringer
Fur summat red and bushy tailed like
Not me! Moost check me noots
Aye, still two where I left them
Nae squirrel would look twice at me
Boot have ter hop
There’s a joey giving me a look
I’m too owld ter have a bairn about the place
Fook me! Thas a chick magpie…booger off!
Babbie red back, Do I look like yer Da?
Poolis save man chased by bin chicken yoong un…
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